40 More Days

Today I started to think about the things that I  will be happy to have back in my life once this wee friend is in the world and out of me.  I decided to make a list to give myself something to look forward to and maybe ease the wait of five more weeks.

1.  Sleeping in positions that don't make my arms fall asleep.  You know, like on my back or stomach.

2.  Not feeling like a human jungle gym.  As we speak I can see my abdomen making waves as this large creature moves around.  He is also very good at shoving those tiny little feet underneath my already squished ribs.

3. Less time in the bathroom.  YAY  

4. Clothes that fit better than maternity clothes.  The bottom of my tummy is always sneaking out for people to see.  I feel like a teenager again who shows their mid section, only it's not cute like it was then and I feel like a large harry man with a beer belly instead of an energetic teeny bopper. 

5. Not weighing more than 215.  I cannot believe I weigh the much.  I am totally miserable at the moment.

6.  Getting back down to a regular, human sized bra.  If that's too much info I'm sorry but it is what it is.    I am having more trouble finding shirts that cover my chest than ones to cover my stomach.  SO ANNOYING.

7.  Touching my feet without straining

8. Not waddling, although that car seat is so heavy I tend to waddle anyway when I'm toting it around.

9.  Being able to breathe again.

10.  Not having Kennadee tell me I'm fat, but that it's ok because she likes fat people.

Ten is good for now.  Plus, Eli dropped my computer down the stairs today and some of my keys aren't working now.  It's better to call it quits before I drop it down the stairs too.